Steve Ballmer:
"[Microsoft] will successfully continue to fight open source"
"Our house is pretty typical, we have a dad that knows about technology, we have two kids that know even more about technology, and a mother that knows a little less about technology. ... In the basement we have an Xbox, a Micorosft Point and we use MSN search for browsing the internet."
"I like Advertising"
"iPhone? Hahahahahaha"
"Zune is doing remarkable"